I once knew a man who lived in a jar,
for a stranger sight you’d have to go far.
I asked him once, why he lived in a jar,
he grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar’s so cozy, warm and bright,
even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is you see,
getting out quickly when I have to pee.
Jeffersonville High School, 2019